Funny stuff from a reader ...
Sometimes, you just have to share:
Dear Cinsters,
I've noticed the Staff Question of the Week has gotten a bit lame lately. No offense intended - I'm sure it's difficult coming up with an interesting question per week. How about taking a break and letting readers comment on your staff? (Yes, I really am that brilliant.) Here's my contribution:
BERYL LOVE: You've got the cool name. You've got the hip hair and stylin' goatee. How is it you're not editor of GQ by now?
SUE COOK-WHITE: Come on, admit it - you kept "Cook" for the alphabetization.
KATIE KELLEY: So, not going by "Kitty" anymore? Made too many enemies with your hack-and-slash biographies?
GINA DAUGHERTY: You saw what journalism did to your dad, and you pursued it anyway? WTF?
TABARI MCCOY: I'm totally calling you "Bones."
JULIE FITZGERALD: I know you want me. I can see it in your smoldering gaze.
DAVID SORCHER: HINT: The backwards leather cap hasn't been cool since ... ever.
JON BERNDT: Get them to relocate you between Kelly and Kari. That's a much better sandwich to be in.
MIKE ROYER: You might fool Lois with those glasses, but you're not fooling me - SUPERMAN!
KELLY HUDSON: You and Renee Zellweger ... separated at birth?
KARI WETHINGTON: Copy Editor/Reporter? What's next, Reporter/Designer?
DAVID CLARK: What happened to the Five?
JAMIE DICKEY: I'm sure no one has ever made fun of your name, so I will. Ha ha ha! "Jamie."
TYLER THOMPSON: Either grow a beard or you don't. Commit.
JULIE HENGEHOLD: You're hot. I know because you're wearing a turtleneck in June.
LAUREN QUILL: Obviously a penname. Or, rather, a "quill" name.
COLLEEN CALLINAN: Could you BE more Irish?
RONSON SLAGLE: There's nothing wrong with "Ron," dude. Seriously.
ROB WARNICK: I had that same haircut in MY yearbook photo!
SHANA SIEFERT: You should change your name to "Shana TheDead" in tribute to the greatest zombie movie EVER.
DAVE SNELL: I think you beat me up in high school. Punk.
AMBER SAMBLANET: Naming conventions clearly dictate only one "amb" per person. "Er Samblanet" or "Amber Slanet" - which is it gonna be?
Sincerely, Dave Borcherding
gojiro42@gmail.com
Dear Cinsters,
I've noticed the Staff Question of the Week has gotten a bit lame lately. No offense intended - I'm sure it's difficult coming up with an interesting question per week. How about taking a break and letting readers comment on your staff? (Yes, I really am that brilliant.) Here's my contribution:
BERYL LOVE: You've got the cool name. You've got the hip hair and stylin' goatee. How is it you're not editor of GQ by now?
SUE COOK-WHITE: Come on, admit it - you kept "Cook" for the alphabetization.
KATIE KELLEY: So, not going by "Kitty" anymore? Made too many enemies with your hack-and-slash biographies?
GINA DAUGHERTY: You saw what journalism did to your dad, and you pursued it anyway? WTF?
TABARI MCCOY: I'm totally calling you "Bones."
JULIE FITZGERALD: I know you want me. I can see it in your smoldering gaze.
DAVID SORCHER: HINT: The backwards leather cap hasn't been cool since ... ever.
JON BERNDT: Get them to relocate you between Kelly and Kari. That's a much better sandwich to be in.
MIKE ROYER: You might fool Lois with those glasses, but you're not fooling me - SUPERMAN!
KELLY HUDSON: You and Renee Zellweger ... separated at birth?
KARI WETHINGTON: Copy Editor/Reporter? What's next, Reporter/Designer?
DAVID CLARK: What happened to the Five?
JAMIE DICKEY: I'm sure no one has ever made fun of your name, so I will. Ha ha ha! "Jamie."
TYLER THOMPSON: Either grow a beard or you don't. Commit.
JULIE HENGEHOLD: You're hot. I know because you're wearing a turtleneck in June.
LAUREN QUILL: Obviously a penname. Or, rather, a "quill" name.
COLLEEN CALLINAN: Could you BE more Irish?
RONSON SLAGLE: There's nothing wrong with "Ron," dude. Seriously.
ROB WARNICK: I had that same haircut in MY yearbook photo!
SHANA SIEFERT: You should change your name to "Shana TheDead" in tribute to the greatest zombie movie EVER.
DAVE SNELL: I think you beat me up in high school. Punk.
AMBER SAMBLANET: Naming conventions clearly dictate only one "amb" per person. "Er Samblanet" or "Amber Slanet" - which is it gonna be?
Sincerely, Dave Borcherding
gojiro42@gmail.com
5 Comments:
Can I smoke what he is smoking?
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Wow, famous. The world is my oyster. Wealth and beautiful young groupies are heading my way like an runaway train full of … wealth … and beautiful young groupies.
Can you delete my email address? I don't want that runaway train to be full of spam. Cuz, ew, spam.
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Hi, IHateYou. Didn't get a chance to read your comment, but I think I get the gist from your ID. My email's up there, so shoot my a note and let me know what I did. Maybe we can put it behind us.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Peace,
Dave
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