Wednesday, March 1

O Dealer, where art thou?

Life imitates parody this week in CiN Weekly, because Tabari McCoy came back from Roy Rogers more than $10 under budget - giving us our first-ever 2 for $10!

Too bad the Dealer is on hiatus for the time being - it hasn't been updated in three weeks. Luckily, my "sources" (ha! how Page Six!) tell me it will be back soon - probably with a different format.

3 Comments:

At 2:55 PM, Lauren said...

I am still in shock that I actually ate lunch at Roy Rogers. I didn't even know this restaurant presently existed. But thanks to Tabari, I've been privelaged to eat at one of the finer establishments in the Tri-State area. All for under 10 bucks!

 
At 5:30 PM, Anonymous said...

Horse meat is pretty cheap. You just have to wait downstream from the racetrack for them to throw the carcasses into the river

 
At 4:39 PM, akadjian said...

Top 5 stories not published while the Dealer is on hiatus:

5) Schott Estate Auctions Off Chris Sabo
4) Nick Lachey Seeks Spousal Support
3) UC Students Research ‘Open-air’ Drug Sales
2) Luken Insists He Needs 2 City Hall Portraits
1) Mom-daughter Sex Best Police Trap Yet

I have also heard rumors (from dubious sources) that the Dealer will be back soon.

 

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