Insomnia Haiku
I can't sleep so I've spent the last hour reading the latest reports about Vice President/inept hunter Dick Cheney. For some inexplicable reason, I've written a haiku. I call it If Game Birds Could Talk:Quail in Texas say
Please don't kill us, Dick Cheney
Go shoot the lawyer
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What a waste of space
Rumor has it Cheney had just watched "Wedding Crashers" and thought shooting someone on a hunting trip looked like a real hoot.
My efforts:
Bang bang goes the veep
Zip-Zap goes the pacemaker
Dan Quayle seeks shelter
Forget Katrina
Osama still on the loose
Let us go hunting
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/blog/2006/02/14/BL2006021400549.html
Dick Cheney's a man. A couple of heart attacks and the guy's still going. Takes a buddy out hunting and shoots his ass. He probably slaps around his staffers and digs bondage porn. This guy is hardcore.
I'll take that any day over John Edwards, who probably pees sitting down and loves watching the "Titanic" DVD rerelease with his wife because it has 4 extra minutes of Leo footage. I'm also pretty sure he closes his eyes and pictures Leo when he's making love to his wife.
Best take on this episode was on Letterman's Top 10 list, "Why I shot my hunting partner."
"I thought he was going to go "gay cowboy" on me.
If that guys dies, he should run for president
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